Follow the Citizen Everywhere!!
The Citizen Hot List:
-
MILLIONS REUNITED WITH FAMILIES AS FIRST SCREENINGS OF “THE HOBBIT” FINALLY BEGIN RELEASING PATRONS
-
SENATOR WHO RECENTLY DISCOVERED HE HAS AN UNINSURED, CHRONICALLY ILL, IMPOVERISHED, GAY, IMMIGRANT, AFRICAN AMERICAN SON WHO WAS TRAGICALLY GUNNED DOWN AT A SCHOOL SHOOTING MAKES SUDDEN U-TURN ON SEVERAL KEY ISSUES
-
FAMILY SUES MICHELE BACHMANN AFTER FACT CHECKER’S HEAD LITERALLY EXPLODES DURING CONGRESSWOMAN’S 2013 CPAC ADDRESS
-
CITING WILD SUCCESS OF TACO BELL’S “DORITOS TACO LOCO,” VATICAN INTRODUCES NEW “NACHO CHEESE” AND “COOL RANCH” DORITO COMMUNION WAFERS
-
ABOMINABLE HOUSE
-
DICK MORRIS FIRED FROM E! ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION AFTER PREDICTING BIG OSCAR WIN FOR MITT ROMNEY
-
Earth Celebrates as Wayne LaPierre Single-Handedly Diverts Deadly Meteor with Bushmaster Rifle, 100 Round Drum
-
Pope Benedict XVI Resigns In Wake of Super Bowl Lip-Synching Scandal
-
GOP REVEALS NEW “COMPREHENSIVE” LATINO STRATEGY: PAUL RYAN NOW INTO ZUMBA
-
US Seeks International Sanctions Against Producers of “Movie 43″
-
COURT RULES DRUDGE, BREITBART OWE ESTATE OF ADOLF HITLER $57 MILLION IN BACK ROYALTIES
-
Ask An N.R.A. Landlord
-
Tag Archives: congress
ABOMINABLE HOUSE
CLICK POSTER TO ENLARGE Click Image to Enlarge
Posted in Also Inside, Breaking, Humor
Tagged Abominable House, Animal House, congress, GOP, Sequester
Leave a comment
After Full Year of Inactivity, D.C. Coroner Designates Congress Legally Dead
In a somber press release issued earlier today, the District of Columbia’s Office of the Chief Medical Examiner confirmed the nation’s worst fears and announced that the once robust United States Congress is, indeed, clinically dead. “We did not embark … Continue reading
Posted in Also Inside, Breaking, Humor
Tagged congress, coroner, fiscal cliff, Satire
Leave a comment