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Citizen Special: Ask An N.R.A. Landlord

“Fix Your Door Lock!?  Broken Locks Don’t Cause Crimes, People Do” Dear Unit 3: Got your messages about the busted lock on the front door.  All of them.  You don’t need to nag.  I was going to get around to … Continue reading

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At long last, the true origins of Donald Trump have been revealed.  He was once a little boy named Eric Cartman who dreamed … and wished … he was big.   No.  Yuuuuuuuuge.  

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