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M. Night Shyamalan Secretly Pleased People Hate “Innocence of Muslims” More Than “Last Airbender”
Romney Praises New iPhone Maps Application For Excluding 47% of the Country
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Showrunner JJ Abrams Promises Inexplicable Inconsistencies, Glaring Logic Problems Will All Be Explained in Satisfying Series Finale to “Romney”
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