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Citizen Special: Ask An N.R.A. Landlord

Posted on February 27, 2018 by bj_schwartz

“Fix Your Door Lock!?  Broken Locks Don’t Cause Crimes, People Do” Dear Unit 3: Got your messages about the busted lock on the front door.  All of them.  You don’t need to nag.  I was going to get around to … Continue reading →

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Peter Jackson to Direct Epic 10-Part Film Series Based on Children’s Classic “Goodnight Moon”

Posted on December 18, 2012 by The Citizen

(LOS ANGELES) Peter Jackson may still be in post-production on the final installment of his three-part, nine-hour film version of the 250 page children’s classic “The Hobbit,” but it seems the prolific director has no interest in taking a break … Continue reading →

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Nation Reels as Rush Limbaugh Revealed to Be 30 Year Long Andy Kaufman Prank

Posted on September 26, 2012 by The Citizen

(PALM BEACH, FLA) When Rush Limbaugh’s official publicist announced the conservative pundit would be hosting a nationally televised press event Monday morning, everyone knew something big was coming.  But nobody knew how big. Walking up to the microphone after a … Continue reading →

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