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After Full Year of Inactivity, D.C. Coroner Designates Congress Legally Dead
In a somber press release issued earlier today, the District of Columbia’s Office of the Chief Medical Examiner confirmed the nation’s worst fears and announced that the once robust United States Congress is, indeed, clinically dead. “We did not embark … Continue reading →
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