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THE BINDER

Posted on October 17, 2012 by The Citizen

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After Bruising First Debate, Obama Leaves Campaign Trail, Enters Intense 80’s Training Montage

Posted on October 5, 2012 by The Citizen

(Siberia, Russia) After a bruising defeat in the first major brawl of the political season, Barack Obama — the unlikely President who came out of nowhere to dethrone Hillary Clinton four years ago — is returning to first principles. Leaving … Continue reading →

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Breaking Health News In Wake of Presidential Debate, Millions of Republicans Seek Medical Help For Erections Lasting More Than Four Hours

Posted on October 5, 2012 by The Citizen

(Washington, DC) Reports have been flooding in all over the country concerning an epidemic of priapism amongst Republican viewers of Wednesday night’s Presidential Debate. The numbers are unprecedented and doctors offices are feeling the strain. “I didn’t even know what … Continue reading →

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The Citizen Schwartz “NOT Drinking Game” (in cooperation with Alcoholics Anonymous)

Posted on October 2, 2012 by The Citizen

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The Citizen Schwartz Fall TV Round Up: What Not to Miss Part 1

Posted on October 1, 2012 by The Citizen

The Citizen Schwartz entertainment division has been hard at work previewing the big fall schedule. Here’s a short list of “can’t miss” television coming up this week. BLUES CLUES: SVU (NICK – Mon. 6/5c) Cute Animated Dog “Blue” helps his … Continue reading →