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UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT STRIKES DOWN AFFIRMATIVE ACTION, REMOVES CLARENCE THOMAS FROM UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT    

Posted on October 14, 2012 by The Citizen

(WASHINGTON, DC) – A narrowly divided Supreme Court today broke with four decades of prior case law and held that corporations and institutions may not take racial diversity into account in any way whatsoever when weighing admission or hiring decisions. … Continue reading →

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Posted on October 9, 2012 by The Citizen

You see, he has this condition …                                       Click Image to Enlarge                     … Continue reading →

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*Breaking Health News* In Wake of Presidential Debate, Millions of Republicans Seek Medical Help For Erections Lasting More Than Four Hours

Posted on October 5, 2012 by The Citizen

(Washington, DC) Reports have been flooding in all over the country concerning an epidemic of priapism amongst Republican viewers of Wednesday night’s Presidential Debate.  The numbers are unprecedented and doctors offices are feeling the strain. “I didn’t even know what … Continue reading →

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Nation Reels as Rush Limbaugh Revealed to Be 30 Year Long Andy Kaufman Prank

Posted on September 26, 2012 by The Citizen

(PALM BEACH, FLA) When Rush Limbaugh’s official publicist announced the conservative pundit would be hosting a nationally televised press event Monday morning, everyone knew something big was coming.  But nobody knew how big. Walking up to the microphone after a … Continue reading →

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