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Citizen Special: Ask An N.R.A. Landlord

Posted on February 27, 2018 by bj_schwartz

“Fix Your Door Lock!? Broken Locks Don’t Cause Crimes, People Do” Dear Unit 3: Got your messages about the busted lock on the front door. All of them. You don’t need to nag. I was going to get around to … Continue reading →

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Citizen Special: Ask An N.R.A. Landlord

Posted on January 24, 2013 by The Citizen

“Broken locks don’t cause crimes, People cause crimes” Dear Unit 3: Got your messages about the busted lock on the front door. All of them. You don’t need to nag. I was going to get around to it. Christ. But … Continue reading →

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Experts Suggest New Video Game Shipping With Fully Functional Assault Rifle Might Contribute to Gun Violence

Posted on January 8, 2013 by The Citizen

(LOS ANGELES, CA) – A new “Limited Edition” release of the monster hit video game “Call of Duty: Black Ops II” has raised lots of eyebrows — and not just within the gaming community. While earlier releases of the Activision game … Continue reading →