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COURT RULES DRUDGE, BREITBART OWE ESTATE OF ADOLF HITLER $57 MILLION IN BACK ROYALTIES

Posted on January 30, 2013 by The Citizen

CASE BROUGHT BY ESTATE OF JOSEPH STALIN STILL PENDING  (MIAMI, FL) A Federal Court sitting in the Southern District of Florida today ordered Matt Drudge, The Drudge Report and the Breitbart News Group to pay the estate of Adolf Hitler … Continue reading →

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INAUGURATION NEWS: KARL ROVE INSISTS OBAMA RSVP RESULTS SKEWED

Posted on January 16, 2013 by The Citizen

PROMISES GOP EVENTS WILL DWARF THE PRESIDENT’S (WASHINGTON, D.C.) With President Barack Obama’s Second Inauguration less than a week away — and over ten days filled with official celebrations fast approaching — Democrats in D.C. are buzzing with excitement about … Continue reading →

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Mitt Romney Makes Final Pitch to Swing Voters: “I Too Am Undecided”

Posted on October 28, 2012 by The Citizen

With under two weeks to go in the 2012 presidential race, Republican Mitt Romney is making a surprising closing argument to America’s undecided voters.  While most commentators expected Romney to reject the notion that he has shifted positions precipitously throughout … Continue reading →

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MITTMENTO

Posted on October 9, 2012 by The Citizen

You see, he has this condition …                                       Click Image to Enlarge                     … Continue reading →

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After Bruising First Debate, Obama Leaves Campaign Trail, Enters Intense 80’s Training Montage

Posted on October 5, 2012 by The Citizen

(Siberia, Russia) After a bruising defeat in the first major brawl of the political season, Barack Obama — the unlikely President who came out of nowhere to dethrone Hillary Clinton four years ago — is returning to first principles. Leaving … Continue reading →

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*Breaking Health News* In Wake of Presidential Debate, Millions of Republicans Seek Medical Help For Erections Lasting More Than Four Hours

Posted on October 5, 2012 by The Citizen

(Washington, DC) Reports have been flooding in all over the country concerning an epidemic of priapism amongst Republican viewers of Wednesday night’s Presidential Debate.  The numbers are unprecedented and doctors offices are feeling the strain. “I didn’t even know what … Continue reading →

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