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Citizen Special: Ask An N.R.A. Landlord
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Run Donald, Run!
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**BREAKING NEWS ** DONALD TRUMP’S HAIR-PIECE HOLDS PRESS CONFERENCE TO DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM “RACIST ENTREPRENEUR”
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In Rare Kumbaya Moment, Ousted Oklahoma Frat Boy and Girl’s Writer Lena Dunham Agree: Jews are “the Worst”
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DESPITE SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS, MOST AMERICANS REFUSE TO BELIEVE TED CRUZ HAS LAUNCHED A PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN
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Citizen Week in Review: Benjamin Netanyahu Emerges to Warn of Imminent Threat of Nuclear Iran, Signaling 6 More Weeks of Winter
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**Evangelical Christian Who Believes Kingdom of Israel Must Arise To Bring About the Rapture, Forcing Jews to Choose to Between Christianity and Hell, Is Pretty Sure Democratic Senators Who Missed Netanyahu Speech Are Antisemitic **
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NATION STUNNED AS RUDY GIULIANI TRANSFORMS INTO LITERAL CARTOON OF HIMSELF ON LIVE TELEVISION
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** DEVELOPING NEWS: Informed He is Not White, Dinesh D’souza Denounces, Kills Self**
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GDK GAMING CONFERENCE V.R. SHOCKER
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PROPHET MUHAMMAD NAMED NEW CITIZEN EDITOR IN CHIEF
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New Madden NFL 2015 Game Update Includes Domestic Violence MiniGame
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Tag Archives: politics
Old Man McCain’s White House Haunting Foiled by Dog, “Meddling Kids”
(WASHINGTON, DC) – An unusually raucous and animated White House press conference today ended with the revelation that spooky events surrounding the now infamous “Curse of the Benghazi Ghost” were not legitimate paranormal happenings, as previously thought, but rather a … Continue reading
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Tagged benghazi, Humor, mccain, old man mccain, politics, Satire, scooby, scooby doo, susan rice
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Mitt Romney Makes Final Pitch to Swing Voters: “I Too Am Undecided”
With under two weeks to go in the 2012 presidential race, Republican Mitt Romney is making a surprising closing argument to America’s undecided voters. While most commentators expected Romney to reject the notion that he has shifted positions precipitously throughout … Continue reading
DÉJÀ BUSH
It’s Deja Bush at the movies.
Posted in Breaking, Filter, Humor
Tagged george bush, george w bush, grover norquist, Humor, Looper, loopholes, mitt romney, politics, romney, taxes
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MITTMENTO
You see, he has this condition … Click Image to Enlarge … Continue reading
*Breaking Health News* In Wake of Presidential Debate, Millions of Republicans Seek Medical Help For Erections Lasting More Than Four Hours
(Washington, DC) Reports have been flooding in all over the country concerning an epidemic of priapism amongst Republican viewers of Wednesday night’s Presidential Debate. The numbers are unprecedented and doctors offices are feeling the strain. “I didn’t even know what … Continue reading
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Tagged debate, Funny, Humor, obama, political humor, politics, presidential debate, romney
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A Concerned Dan Savage Tells Mitt Romney “It Gets Better” In Moving New Video
(SEATTLE, WA) – Normally political commentator and activist Dan Savage does not spend a lot of time worrying about the rich and powerful. However, the soft-hearted author of Savage Love today found himself needing to send a message of hope … Continue reading
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Tagged dan savage, Humor, it gets better, mitt romney, politics, romney
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