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Mitt Romney Makes Final Pitch to Swing Voters: “I Too Am Undecided”

Posted on October 28, 2012 by The Citizen

With under two weeks to go in the 2012 presidential race, Republican Mitt Romney is making a surprising closing argument to America’s undecided voters.  While most commentators expected Romney to reject the notion that he has shifted positions precipitously throughout … Continue reading →

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DÉJÀ BUSH

Posted on October 22, 2012 by The Citizen

It’s Deja Bush at the movies.    

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ROMNESIA

Posted on October 19, 2012 by The Citizen

In celebration of President Obama’s coining the term “ROMNESIA” today, Citizen Schwartz offers a CITIZEN FLASHBACK to the Oct 9! MITTMENTO:   Some Positions Are Best Forgotten

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THE BINDER

Posted on October 17, 2012 by The Citizen

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After Bruising First Debate, Obama Leaves Campaign Trail, Enters Intense 80’s Training Montage

Posted on October 5, 2012 by The Citizen

(Siberia, Russia) After a bruising defeat in the first major brawl of the political season, Barack Obama — the unlikely President who came out of nowhere to dethrone Hillary Clinton four years ago — is returning to first principles. Leaving … Continue reading →

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*Breaking Health News* In Wake of Presidential Debate, Millions of Republicans Seek Medical Help For Erections Lasting More Than Four Hours

Posted on October 5, 2012 by The Citizen

(Washington, DC) Reports have been flooding in all over the country concerning an epidemic of priapism amongst Republican viewers of Wednesday night’s Presidential Debate.  The numbers are unprecedented and doctors offices are feeling the strain. “I didn’t even know what … Continue reading →

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A Concerned Dan Savage Tells Mitt Romney “It Gets Better” In Moving New Video

Posted on September 28, 2012 by The Citizen

(SEATTLE, WA) – Normally political commentator and activist Dan Savage does not spend a lot of time worrying about the rich and powerful.  However, the soft-hearted author of Savage Love today found himself needing to send a message of hope … Continue reading →

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