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LANCE ARMSTRONG SHOCKER: NEW REPORT PROVES CYCLIST ALSO KILLED JFK
(COLORADO SPRINGS, CO) Embattled star athlete Lance Armstrong’s reputation took another major hit today when it was revealed that — in addition to lying and cheating throughout his celebrated career as a cyclist — he was also, beyond a shadow of … Continue reading
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Tagged Grassy Knoll, JFK, Lance Armstrong, USAD
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